I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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