I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Found your dick twin last night
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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