As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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