Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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