If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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