I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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