Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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