I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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