am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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