Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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