You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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