i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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