y did u give ur computer a hand job?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
