Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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