He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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