so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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