so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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