Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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