I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Randomize