so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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