You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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