Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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