What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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