i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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