This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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