but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
only if we run a train.
done.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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