Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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