Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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