haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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