He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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