Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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