You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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