Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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