Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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