At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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