carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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