Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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