Grow some girl-balls and come out already
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just want nice things and good sex
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Randomize
