yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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