how can u be prego again
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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