I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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