Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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