Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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