question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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