He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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