hotel room ftw
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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