Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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