I wanna bring you to show and tell
You can't special order awesome
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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