I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
is that a dick in a sweater?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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