But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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