hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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