I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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