Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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