Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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