Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We have so much sex to catch up on
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
