Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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