even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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